By appearing in our midst one night with the most glittering trophies that any of us had ever seen or even dreamt about --- introducing into a nice normal Saturday night get-together a trio of handsome and virile Scots Highlanders in full marching regalia: kilted, sporanned, silver-buckled and complete with skirling bagpipes and tootling flute, recruited directly from Edinburgh's famed Royal Scots Marching Band, which earlier in the week had opened its first-ever engagement in America
Stores that operated for years outside the tobacco retail system must now qualify as designated tobacco sellers, a process retailers describe as nearly impossible due to strict location and licensing limits already filled by convenience stores and established outlets
And your shit flopped and you switched teams
Originally passed in 2009 to regulate the shipping of cigarettes and smokeless tobacco, the law was amended in late 2020
Death rates of smokers are 2-3 times higher than those who have never smoked and they die a decade earlier than smokers
Additional penalty may apply if a person under 21 is found in violation of another statute while in possession of a restricted product
